Larkaidikalikani

Chocolate bunnies everywhere were persecuted on the streets and in the stores of first-world countries on Sunday, 8th of April in the annual culling of the beasts. The foil-skinned innocents were viciously mutilated and their precious eggs containing their offspring were broken open and munched on by hungry human "children."

But is this the full story?

No, dear readers, it is not. For I bring you shocking news today - THEY ARE PLOTTING AGAINST US! The "bunnies" that we so love at Easter, fun to unwrap and delicious to taste are culled for a reason. A reason long hidden from humanity for its shocking and horrifying nature.

These hippity-hoppity scoundrels have been plotting a takeover of the Western world for the past century! And they almost succeeded, until one brilliant madman decided to taste one of his prisoners of war. The rabbit was so tasty, that an idea was formed in this scientist's mind: WE CAN EAT THOSE WHO SEEK TO DESTROY US!

And so, good people, I implore you: THE HUNTS MUST CONTINUE! We must go on to seek out their nesting places, destroy their eggs, and rip off their ears! We are protecting the Earth and its peoples!

DEATH TO THE BUNNIES!!!

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This is my indirect and slightly odd rant about how the whole chocolate-wrapped bunny thing makes absolutely no sense. Seriously, who came up with that idea?

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Happy (belated) Easter everyone!

Dragon
[x] You have a hardy nature
[x] You're a born leader
[x] You're a charmer
[x] You have a great singing voice
[x] You love reptiles
Total: 5

Grass
[x] You have a jolly nature
[x] You are kind
[x] You love all animals
[x] You can keep a beat
[ ] You are true gentleman/lady
Total: 4

Fire
[x] You can be hot-headed
[x] You are short tempered
[x] You go into a rage when you're mad (I like to rage to my mom. She's a very good listener.)
[ ] You hate going swimming
[ ] You're the bad boy/girl type
Total: 3

Water
[x] You love to swim
[ ] You have a lax nature
[x] You are a strong swimmer
[ ] You like soft jazz music
[ ] You can dance
Total: 2

Steel
[x] You can take a hit or two
[x] You like shiny things
[x] You love/loved gems/metals
[ ] You have a bold nature
[x] You have super hard bones
Total: 4

Flying
[x] Your head is always in the clouds
[x] You have a hasty nature
[x] You love flying
[ ] You can be intimidating for your size
[ ] You always feel like you're flying
Total: 3

Psychic
[x] You love to play mind games with people
[ ] You don't like to fight
[ ] You have a docile nature
[x] You love to play games
[ ] You often run away from things
Total: 2

Fighting
[x] You are strong
[x] You are vain
[x] You don't give up so easy
[x] You love to fight
[ ] You have a bold nature
Total: 4

Ghost
[x] You love the shadows
[x] You don't get out much
[ ] You have a bashful nature
[x] You like to scare people
[ ] You love scary movies/shows
Total: 3

Dark
[x] You are a lone wolf
[x] You have an impish nature
[x] You're not a social person
[ ] You don't get along with people
[x] You listen to heavy music like metal or hard rock
Total: 4

Normal
[x] You know a lot of things
[ ] You have a naive nature
[ ] You stand out easily
[x] You love all music
[x] You can do anything if you put your mind to it
Total: 3

Bug
[ ] You have a relaxed nature
[ ] You love bugs
[ ] You love country music
[ ] You can play a stringed instrument
[x] You're peaceful
Total: 1

Ground
[ ] You have a serious nature
[ ] You can play a drum like instrument
[x] You're hard headed
[ ] You're big
[ ] You have/had a solid relationship
Total: 1

Ice
[x] You have a cold heart
[x] You love cold weather
[x] You love cold food/drinks
[ ] You've broken someone's heart
[ ] Someone has broken your heart
Total: 3

Poison
[ ] You have a rash nature
[x] You kill things a lot
[ ] You don't listen to that much music.
[ ] You don't have good plans or strategies
[x] You often hide in the shadows
Total: 2

Results:
Dragon - 5
Fighting, Dark, Steel, Grass - 4 points
Fire, Flying, Ghost, Normal, Ice - 3 points
Poison, Psychic, Water - 2 points
Ground, Bug - 1 point

I am going to ramble and there is nothing you can do about it. Fair warning, if you haven't seen Doctor Who series 6 episode 1 and are planning to, SPOILERS.

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OMG, YAY!!! IT'S ON AGAIN!!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING!!!!
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The Doctor... is naked... under some girl's skirts... in what appears to be the 18th century. WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO TORCHWOOD!?
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Lol, Amy is tracking him through history books and Rory is bloody oblivious.
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ooh, TARDIS blue. IT'S FROM THE DOCTOR!!!
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Yay, River is back!
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Lol,
Guard: She's doing it again. Doctor Song, sir. Says she's going to some planet called America.
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Death Valley? Well, that's new.
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Lol, Stetson-wearing Doctor wins.
*giggles* Rory the Roman.
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I sense a pattern with River shooting his hats off his head.
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Heh, the Doc has a diary now to match River's. How much time has passed since the end of the last series?
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Lol, dramatic speech about new destinations, and then: "we're going on a picnic."
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TITLE CREDITS
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What's in 1969 anyway?
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THE DOCTOR HAS AGED ABOUT 300 YEARS?!?!?!?!
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He also continues to fail at being an alcoholic.
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Moon landing? Aww, they aren't going there...
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Random pickup truck... Who's the old guy? Is it Wilf?
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Um. There's and astronaut. In a lake. With a non-interference rule....
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Who is it? DAMN YOU CAMERA FOR PANNING AWAY AS THE MASK COMES OFF.
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What are they do- HOLY ****! THEY JUST SHOT THE DOCTOR!!!!!ERYW$%Y^W$%EY^&W^ AND HE'S REGENERATING!!!! NOO!!
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THEY EFFING SHOT HIM AGAIN AND HE'S EFFING COMPLETELY DEAD!!!!!!#RKJGQ# PI$^TY%#$@%TY U$Q#%(Y *cries*
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Damn. Bullets apparently don't work on homicidal astronauts.
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Why is he dead?! Why?!
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How can he be dead and IS THAT GASOLINE?? YOU ARE NOT BURNING THE DOCTOR!!!
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... just one cell? With his current record (see note 1) that really wouldn't be that hard. I see no point in starting wars to get a hold of a single cell of his.
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Really, the Doc needs to have a discussion with someone about the meaning of friendship. Because friends should not do everything you tell them without question.
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Aw, they're gonna burn him in a boat. Nice cliché there Rory the Roman.
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There is something distinctly wrong with watching Matt Smith on fire. And not in no metaphorical sense, neither.
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WHO THE F IS THE RANDOM OLD GUY WITH THE GASOLINE AND THE TRUCK?!
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Oh yeah, AFTER they burn the body, THAT'S when they ask the gas man who he is.
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Why are there numbers on the backs of the envelopes? And while I'm distracted by the TARDIS blue, what happened to the TARDIS?
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Aw, we won't be seeing Gas Man again. Yes, we got his name, but it is really way too long. He shall be forever Gas Man in my eyes.
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Oh, nevermind. HE won't be seeing THEM again, but THEY'LL be seeing HIM again. Oooh, is he from 1969? I SENSE A PLOT DEVICE!
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*pauses to munch on a chocolate bunny*
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Oooh, who is number 1 envelope to? Captain Jack? I'd say maybe Sarah Jane but Elizabeth Sladen died a little while ago *cries*
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Amy is in shock, and RORY IS BEING INTELLIGENT? Woah.
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Aw, Amy, don't give up, you still have another 30 minutes of episode left to figure out how to bring him back.
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*contemplates* It's really bad when the title character dies in the first few minutes of the first episode of the new season, isn't it?
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Rory has spotted something!
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IT'S ANOTHER ENVELOPE!!! But no person? Is it number one?
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Ooh, it's a guy who was sitting there. My Captain Jack theory still holds. I miss that guy.
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"When you know it's the end, you do you call?" I really wanted to shout GHOSTBUSTERS at this point. Five bucks to Rory for actually thinking of a legit answer.
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Ooh, it WAS number one.
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Who did the Doc trust the most? Million dollar question, there.
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O.M.G. HE JUST WALKED OUT OF THE WASHROOM WITH A STRAW KIND OF ADORABLY IN HIS MOUTH. BUT HE'S DEAD. I hate time travel sometimes.
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"This is cold. Even by your standards, this is cold."
"Or hello, as people used to say."
DOCTOR YOU BASTARD.
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"Just popped out to grab my special straw. It adds more fizz." God help my dirty mind.
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"I'm the king of okay". No. You're really not.
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"That's a rubbish title, forget that title" Glad you realized that, dearie.
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Lol, she slapped him.
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Yes, he totally deserved it, even if it were for something he hasn't done yet.
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*GASP* this version of him is 909!!!!!
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Lol, "who's Jim the Fish?" River's getting a little hysterical. I was wondering about both the Doc's (for the sake of sanity, he is now the Dead Doctor) little diary.
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Cool. I like being on the "knowing" side of that bloody "Spoilers" thing River's got going.
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Apparently 1482 is full of glitches. I'll make sure not to time-travel to there, then.
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"Rory, is everybody cross with me for some reason?" Poor guy. He has no idea of why Amy and River look like they want to beat him with frozen chinchillas.
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I feel the need to point out that they really aren't out of the Doctor's hearing range as they discuss this. They aren't out of a semi-deaf human's hearing range, and the Doc's got super senses.
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lol, "we're not all going to arrange out own wake and invite ourselves." Well, now that you mention it...
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*is sad that Captain Jack did not show up*
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"Avenge him?"
"Avenging's really not his style"
"Save him?"
"Not his style either"
Please can it be for once?
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They can't tell him anything or the universe will blow up? Wow, this is gonna be harder than I thought...
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"He's interacted with his own past before!"
"And in fairness the universe did blow up"
I'm loving Rory more and more.
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"I'm doing something incredible clever up here and there's no one around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?"
And the truth behind the companions comes out.
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"Couldn't you just slap him sometimes?"
10 bucks says River snaps before the end of the episode and does so.
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"Go home and make babies"
Think about this a lot, do you Doctor? I swear he's getting more dirty-minded.
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"I'm late for a biplane lesson in 1911"
I hate it when I'm late for those.
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Ok, it's now officially ridiculously difficult trying to reason with a Doctor who doesn't like it when you know something he doesn't.
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Aww, fish sticks and custard.
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Oh, it goes invisible? Cool.
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"Do you really think you can just shoot me?"
"THEY'RE AMERICANS"
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THAT ALIEN IS REALLY F-ING SCARY LOOKING. THEY LOOK LIKE DEMENTORS. IN SUITS. THEY ARE WELL-DRESSED DEMENTORS.
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She forgot about it as soon as she looked away? Creepy. I foresee problems here.
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I am officially labelling these aliens as the Lightning Dementors. LDs for short.
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OMG THEY CAN'T LEAVE IT LIKE THAT!!!!!!



Yeah, so this aired last week and this has been sitting in an open tab in my browser for the past week. I am DUMB sometimes.

I FINISHED CHEMISTRY!!! It only took 29 weeks

So, apart from that, I also got another job! (I'm 16 and basically a freelance dog trainer. Somebody remind me how the heck that happened?) I'm now training a 15 week old yellow lab named Jesse. He's so damn cute. Looking at Tikvah (1 1/2 old, 150lbs Bernese mountain dog rotty cross) next to him is hilarious.

I also won the top division of the horse show I was in *victory dance* I totally thought I was going to lose because I was on this horse that has a reputation of being a really lazy tank-like creature, but then we won the hunter hack, got fourth in equitation on the flat, and then got second in the jumping round!

Sooo.... breakfast is in order as I am now probably going to be late to school.

...brain...not...functioning...

Ok, but still. Well, it's not working when it comes to homework, anyway. Regular, actually productive and entertaining writing is a go I'm writing a book And I haven't abandoned it after 2 weeks O.o We shall see how long this lasts (must. resist. writing. fanfiction.)